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Dirty Dog Daily has obtained an exclusive sex video tape featuring Paris Hilton’s teacup Chihuahua Tinkerbell and Austin Girl’s very own low-class and overweight refrigerator-repair dog Buddy “Fat Bastard” the Beagle.

The overly-sexual Beagle and his New York socialite bling-bling wearing bitch checked in over the weekend to the Bed and Woofass Posh Doggie Spa and Hotel located on Barton Springs Road in Austin, Texas. “The sick bastard recorded their dirty doggie... Read More

Austin Girl has a Beagle named Buddy. He's fat. He's hungry. He's jealous... jealous of the damn mascot on Fat Bastard's wine bottle. He wants to be their mascot. He wants to be on their label. He deserves it. He's fat. So, he decided to take matters into his own paws. Here's his letter to the CEO of Fat Bastard Wines:

Click Wine Group Attn:
Peter Click, President & CEO
808 Howell St. 5th Floor
Seattle, WA
98101

Dear Mr. Click:

I have a bone to pick with you…... Read More

AUSTIN – April 4, 2008 -- Two Tail and Eight Paw Productions, Inc. and Austin Girl Blog today announced Austin Girl’s very own Buddy the Beagle a.k.a. “Fat Bastard” was fired for woofing down an Ultimate Deep Dish pizza on the job. “Hey, it was the fourteen-inch -- all meat,” barked Buddy.

The seventy-three-pound Beagle suggested discrimination played a vital role in his firing. “Domino’s executives own Labradors,” cried Buddy.



Buddy claimed he has b... Read More

DIRTY DOG DAILY Saturday, April 5, 2008 Buddy “Fat Bastard” the Beagle Arrested for Humping Victoria’s Secret Pink and White Polka Dot Dog By CEE CEE WRITER

Five-year-old Buddy the Beagle a.k.a. “Fat Bastard” was arrested around lunch time at the new Hill Country Gallery Bee Cave, Texas Victoria’s Secret store for humping their big ass pink and white polka dot dog.

Store officials described the scene as utter chaos. “Teenage girls were laughing and calling our po... Read More

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