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Austin Girl's webisode one/season one has officially debuted on her blog!

In this silly plotless episode, austin Girl crowns Fat Bastard "Fat" and shows off these totally chic grape sandals she found during the austin Wine Festival.

Special Guest Appearance by: 'Bad Actress' masquerading as Geisha Girl disguised as female Russian assassin.

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By austin Girl of the Dirty Dog Daily©

Ballimore, MD—In an effort to convert Fat Bastard to an alternate lifestyle, the seventy-three-pound Beagle was lured to a gay dog infield party at the Preakness hosted by four drunken, horny California Supreme Court Justices with a penchant for gay dogs.

“Twenty gay dog race revelers held down Fat Bastard and tied a rainbow ribbon around his male junk, initiating him into their club,” reported austin Girl. The gay dog revelers allo... Read More

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Former FBI (Female Beagle Inspector) and mafia wannabe, Buddy Fat Bastard, a.k.a. Fat Bastard busted a two-foot western diamondback rattlesnake right between the eyes with his .32 Seecamp backup pistol at austin Girl’s 180-acre ranch late last night.

Fat Bastard’s .32 Seecamp



Two-Foot Western Diamondback Rattlesnake



Wea Wea the Jack Russell called for backup when she spotted the dangerous predator navigating throug... Read More

austin Girl, paparazzi media hound chaser for the Dirty Dog Daily and all-around cool-chic, photographed an exclusive and disturbing picture backstage at the Victoria’s Secret G-String Panty launch held at the Doggie Style Sex Hotel in Austin, Texas. “The photograph exposes the overly-sexual Fat Bastard’s sick tastes in unfashionable, out-of-style panties,” reported austin Girl. The image clearly showed Fat Bastard wearing ‘Hello Kitty’ undies on his head.

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