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Austin Girl's webisode one/season one has officially debuted on her blog!

In this silly plotless episode, Austin Girl crowns Fat bastard "Fat" and shows off these totally chic grape sandals she found during the Austin Wine Festival.

Special Guest Appearance by: 'Bad Actress' masquerading as Geisha Girl disguised as female Russian assassin.

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By Austin Girl of the Dirty Dog Daily©

Ballimore, MD—In an effort to convert Fat bastard to an alternate lifestyle, the seventy-three-pound Beagle was lured to a gay dog infield party at the Preakness hosted by four drunken, horny California Supreme Court Justices with a penchant for gay dogs.

“Twenty gay dog race revelers held down Fat bastard and tied a rainbow ribbon around his male junk, initiating him into their club,” reported Austin Girl. The gay dog revelers allo... Read More

Austin Girl, paparazzi media hound chaser for the Dirty Dog Daily and all-around cool-chic, photographed an exclusive and disturbing picture backstage at the Victoria’s Secret G-String Panty launch held at the Doggie Style Sex Hotel in Austin, Texas. “The photograph exposes the overly-sexual Fat Bastard’s sick tastes in unfashionable, out-of-style panties,” reported Austin Girl. The image clearly showed Fat bastard wearing ‘Hello Kitty’ undies on his head.

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Austin Girl has a Beagle named Buddy. He's fat. He's hungry. He's jealous... jealous of the damn mascot on Fat Bastard's wine bottle. He wants to be their mascot. He wants to be on their label. He deserves it. He's fat. So, he decided to take matters into his own paws. Here's his letter to the CEO of Fat bastard Wines:

Click Wine Group Attn:
Peter Click, President & CEO
808 Howell St. 5th Floor
Seattle, WA
98101

Dear Mr. Click:

I have a bone to pick with you…... Read More