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Dirty Dog Daily has obtained an exclusive sex video tape featuring Paris Hilton’s teacup Chihuahua Tinkerbell and Austin Girl’s very own low-class and overweight refrigerator-repair dog Buddy “Fat Bastard” the Beagle.

The overly-sexual beagle and his New York socialite bling-bling wearing bitch checked in over the weekend to the Bed and Woofass Posh Doggie Spa and Hotel located on Barton Springs Road in Austin, Texas. “The sick bastard recorded their dirty doggie... Read More

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Fat Bastard’s Gas Heats 15,000 Homes

By Austin Girl


Chevron Corporation has discovered the source for the declining ozone layer, debunking popular myth that manufacturers and automobiles have played a vital role in global warming. “Buddy Fat Bastard’s ass was found to contain high levels of methane and sulphur gases,” said Chevron’s Chairman and CEO, David O’Reilly at a news conference, which was held in a secret location.

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Austin Girl has a beagle named Buddy. He's fat. He's hungry. He's jealous... jealous of the damn mascot on Fat Bastard's wine bottle. He wants to be their mascot. He wants to be on their label. He deserves it. He's fat. So, he decided to take matters into his own paws. Here's his letter to the CEO of Fat Bastard Wines:

Click Wine Group Attn:
Peter Click, President & CEO
808 Howell St. 5th Floor
Seattle, WA
98101

Dear Mr. Click:

I have a bone to pick with you…... Read More

AUSTIN – April 4, 2008 -- Two Tail and Eight Paw Productions, Inc. and Austin Girl Blog today announced Austin Girl’s very own Buddy the beagle a.k.a. “Fat Bastard” was fired for woofing down an Ultimate Deep Dish pizza on the job. “Hey, it was the fourteen-inch -- all meat,” barked Buddy.

The seventy-three-pound beagle suggested discrimination played a vital role in his firing. “Domino’s executives own Labradors,” cried Buddy.



Buddy claimed he has b... Read More

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