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What do you do when your cat or dog gets fleas? Advantage, collars, ..., ever think about the chemical damage over time to pets for fleas? I laid down on a pillow today and a flea crossed my eyelids. I instinctively picked it off and took it to the sink where the water took it down the drain. We quickly pulled out the chemical advantage for our two cats and treated them. Don't we all reach for some chemical when nearly anything happens in our life. So I began reading about it. Garlic, onion, an... Read More

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Fat Bastard’s Gas Heats 15,000 Homes

By Austin Girl


Chevron Corporation has discovered the source for the declining ozone layer, debunking popular myth that manufacturers and automobiles have played a vital role in global warming. “Buddy Fat Bastard’s ass was found to contain high levels of methane and sulphur gases,” said Chevron’s Chairman and CEO, David O’Reilly at a news conference, which was held in a secret location.

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AUSTIN – April 4, 2008 -- Two Tail and Eight Paw Productions, Inc. and Austin Girl Blog today announced Austin Girl’s very own Buddy the Beagle a.k.a. “Fat Bastard” was fired for woofing down an Ultimate Deep Dish pizza on the job. “Hey, it was the fourteen-inch -- all meat,” barked Buddy.

The seventy-three-pound Beagle suggested discrimination played a vital role in his firing. “Domino’s executives own Labradors,” cried Buddy.



Buddy claimed he has b... Read More

DIRTY DOG DAILY Saturday, April 5, 2008 Buddy “Fat Bastard” the Beagle Arrested for Humping Victoria’s Secret Pink and White Polka Dot Dog By CEE CEE WRITER

Five-year-old Buddy the Beagle a.k.a. “Fat Bastard” was arrested around lunch time at the new Hill Country Gallery Bee Cave, Texas Victoria’s Secret store for humping their big ass pink and white polka dot dog.

Store officials described the scene as utter chaos. “Teenage girls were laughing and calling our po... Read More

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