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By Austin Girl of the Dirty Dog Daily©

Ballimore, MD—In an effort to convert Fat Bastard to an alternate lifestyle, the seventy-three-pound Beagle was lured to a gay dog infield party at the preakness hosted by four drunken, horny California Supreme Court Justices with a penchant for gay dogs.

“Twenty gay dog race revelers held down Fat Bastard and tied a rainbow ribbon around his male junk, initiating him into their club,” reported Austin Girl. The gay dog revelers allo... Read More