Fat Bastard Find His Favorite Bone in Obama's Leg
By Austin Girl of the Dirty Dog Daily
Howard Dean, chairman of the Democratic National Committee, hired Republican Political Strategist Karl Rove’s favorite political dirty trickster specialist, part-time refrigerator repair dog and (Nixon-hold-over) Buddy “Fat Bastard” the Beagle to put on a ‘Hillary for President’ tee-shirt and go piss on John McCain’s leg during a national televised McCain speech.
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Fat Bastard’s Gas Heats 15,000 Homes
By Austin Girl
Chevron Corporation has discovered the source for the declining ozone layer, debunking popular myth that manufacturers and automobiles have played a vital role in global warming. “Buddy Fat Bastard’s ass was found to contain high levels of methane and sulphur gases,” said Chevron’s Chairman and CEO, David O’Reilly at a news conference, which was held in a secret location.
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