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A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer
hide his sexuality from his parents, went over
to their house, and found his mother in the
kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the
kitchen table, let out a big sigh,and said,
"Mom, I have something to tell you, I'm gay."

His mother made no reply or gave any response,
and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure
she'd heard him, when she turned away from the
pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay,
doesn't that mean you have oral sex with other men?"
"that's right,mom."

His mother went back to stirring the pot, then
suddenly whirled around and then WHACKED him over
the head with her spoon and said, "Don't you EVER
complain about the taste of my cooking again!

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