Austin Girl, paparazzi media hound chaser for the Dirty Dog Daily and all-around cool-chic, photographed an exclusive and disturbing picture backstage at the Victoria’s Secret G-String Panty launch held at the Doggie Style Sex Hotel in Austin, Texas. “The photograph exposes the overly-sexual Fat Bastard’s sick tastes in unfashionable, out-of-style panties,” reported Austin Girl. The image clearly showed Fat Bastard wearing ‘Hello Kitty’ undies on his head.
“Fat Bastard is a pantyholic,” confirmed Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise’s wife, who left the private party laden with eight grand worth of Chantilly-lace panties. Holmes then tossed Fat Bastard a pair of very expensive monogram panties trimmed with Swarovski crystals. “The Fat Bastard needs therapy,” admitted Cruise as he danced in front of Katie dressed only in white underwear and dark sunglasses playing air guitar.
Fat Bastard's agent could not be reached for comment because he quit during last week's episode in Vegas and is hanging out with the fake Geico lizard.
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