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We have online communities, we have online dating sites to find romantic relationships, we have internet sites to find sex - all varieties and lots of it....



But does anyone out there know where to look for a "Personal Ass-kicker"????? Let me try to explain:



I don't really need a life-coach or a therapist - I've spent many years getting to know my Soul and my psyche - I know what gifts I was given in this lifetime and I know that I am supposed to use them to help others.



BUT I'M LAZY AND HAVE NO PATIENCE!!!!! (I'm sure this particular Karma I'm going to be working out for several incarnations )



When I'm motivated, WATCH OUT WORLD! But when I'm bored and uninspired - WATCH OUT COUCH!



One of my huge life philosophies and a personal code of honor has always been that I "walk the walk" as well as "talk the talk".
But lately, I just have no "staying power"and am just that - all talk.
I lose interest when things don't pan out or when things become "ordinary".



I have told my close friends, who also know I should be accomplishing big things, that I need them to "kick my ass" to keep me on task and on top of my goals. But I don't think they get it and besides, they have their own dramas to live.




As Dr. Wayne Dyer says: I DO NOT WANT TO DIE WITH MY MUSIC STILL IN ME!!!!!!!

So - where do I look for an ass-kicker?

Ok, I really try to stay out of the political arena - but this little blurb in The Week magazine really got under my skin:

"Is George W. Bush preparing to flee his country? According to Paraguayan newpapers, Bush's father, the first President Bush, recently bought an enormous estate in Paraguay - between 100,000 and 175,000 acres. The estate falls right inside the watershed of the Guarani Aquifer, one of the planets largest freshwater reserves. Paraguay, incidentally, is the site of a U.S. military base, installed a few years ago after Paraguay promised to grant American soldiers immunity from the jurisdiction of the International Criminal Court."

"Surely, it is no coincidence that last month, just after Paraguay announced that it would not renew the immunity treaty, first daughter Jenna Bush was spotted in the country on a 'secret trip' - perhaps to try to convince the Paraguyans to reconsider. At first, authorities denied that she was in the country, but later they gave out the unlikely explanation that she was on a charitable mission for UNICEF. Few believe that cover story."

"Someday, George Bush may be brought to justice over war crimes committed in Iraq. Only by denying him asylum can the Paraguayans keep 'their integrity and their sovereignty'."

A chaplain who baptized Jeffrey Dahmer in a prison hot tub announced that the serial murderer, molester, and cannibal accepted Jesus and thus was saved before his death.

--- um --- PRISONS HAVE HOT TUBS??????????